| Name | Image | Rarity | Type | Cost | Description |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pot | | Special | Skill | 0 | Congratulations, you created a glitched Pot. Play Madness. Exhaust. |
| Dexterity Down | | Curse | Curse | Unplayable. Startup: Lose 1 Dexterity. | |
| Specter | | Curse | Curse | 1 | Exhaust. Startup: Disguise this as another card in your deck. |
| Strength Down | | Curse | Curse | Unplayable. Startup: Lose 1 Strength. | |
| Worm | | Curse | Curse | 1 | Draw 1 card. |
| Name | Image | Tier | Pool | Description | Flavor |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Betraying Bond |   | Special | When you enter the Boss room, the Boss gains 2Strength. | Part of you is lost to the Boiler... | |
| Power Down |   | Special | You can't play Powers until turn 3. | Oh No!!! :( | |
| The Pot |   | Special | At the start of combat, Pot 7 random cards. | pot pot pot pot pot pot pot |
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| TODO | TODO: Make your own epic keywords |
| Name | Image | Type | HP |
|---|---|---|---|
| Chomperchompy |  | Normal | 35-40 |
| Clockling |  | Normal | 71-75 |
| DARK AND EVIL Lagavulin |  | Elite | 175-181 |
| Flagbearer |  | Normal | 54-59 |
| Gnat |  | Normal | 1-4 |
| Immortal Thinker |  | Elite | 202-213 |
| Incense Skittler |  | Normal | 44-50 |
| Marisa from Touhou |  | Normal | 184-194 |
| Motherthing |  | Boss | 301-320 |
| Phantasm |  | Boss | 155-162 |
| Portal Wielder |  | Elite | 131-140 |
| Pot Thing |  | Normal | 46-54 |
| Sling Boy |  | Boss | 222 |
| Sludge Mixer |  | Normal | 65-73 |
| The Craig |  | Normal | 135-142 |
| Worm |  | Normal | 42-48 |
| Worm Legate |  | Elite | 131-141 |
| stinky!!! |  | Normal | 21-26 |